kellydeal:

moltz:
HEY WE HAD A TWEETUP AND DIDN’T INVITE YOU EXCEPT FOR ALL THE INVITES WE LEFT ON TWITTER AHHHHHHHH!
 Won’t these jerks be surprised when they find out United just happened to have a last minute weekend flight special and I show up in about 1.5 hours. WHERE MY STD AT NOW, BITCHES?! -SENT FROM MY ASSHOLE PHONE IN THE SKY
Holy crap, “-SENT FROM MY ASSHOLE PHONE IN THE SKY” kills me.

kellydeal:

moltz:

HEY WE HAD A TWEETUP AND DIDN’T INVITE YOU EXCEPT FOR ALL THE INVITES WE LEFT ON TWITTER AHHHHHHHH!

Won’t these jerks be surprised when they find out United just happened to have a last minute weekend flight special and I show up in about 1.5 hours. WHERE MY STD AT NOW, BITCHES?!

-SENT FROM MY ASSHOLE PHONE IN THE SKY

Holy crap, “-SENT FROM MY ASSHOLE PHONE IN THE SKY” kills me.

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    Holy crap, “-SENT FROM MY ASSHOLE PHONE IN THE SKY” kills me.
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